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Thursday, March 1st, 2007
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4:12 am - Heh
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You'll die in a Bar Fight.
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You are the angry type when drunk, and you can't help but be violent towards perfect strangers. Unfortunatly for you one of those strangers is a kung fu master.
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Magician | | 70% | Discordian | | 65% | True Alternative | | 65% | Mystic | | 60% | Aimless Eclectic | | 55% | White Lighter | | 50% | Otherkin | | 40% | Spiritualist | | 15% | </td>
What Subversive Alternative Paradigm Are You?
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| Friday, January 26th, 2007
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2:26 pm - Gah
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This test is clearly broken
 | You scored as Dragon. You are a dragon. You very, VERY easily angered and are extremely protective. Take a chill pill and stop running around breathing fire on people. Chances are they're only trying to help you...
Vampyre | | 83% | Dragon | | 83% | Drow | | 67% | Wolf | | 67% | Shadow Spirit | | 58% | Sorceress | | 50% | Zombie | | 33% | Goddess | | 33% | Faerie | | 25% | Elf | | 17% | </td>
What ancient breed are you?
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| Tuesday, January 9th, 2007
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You scored 88 Survival, 65 Leadership, and 74 Psychological! </td></tr>
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<td>You have all the skills necessary to walk out of this situation alive. Aside from that your leadership is good enough to keep a couple others alive for a little while but a better leader is probably somewhere out there. And as for your mind: you've got yourself more or less together. The odds of your cracking up a small unless presented with a very extreme situation. Estimated Survival Time: 6 Months </td></tr>
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Lord Mayor
You're a 86% Londoner! |
| Your Worship! Good of you to drop by! |
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| Tuesday, December 19th, 2006
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10:20 am
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I wonder if I'll ever get any other result for these Myers-Briggs tests. Taken about a dozen of them over the years, always the same result. Accurate but rather boring:
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<td>You do not approach strangers readily, but you have no problem leading. You are so sure of yourself, others are hesitant not to listen. Your type is known as the crafter, which belongs to the larger group of experiencers. You are likely a master of tools, including vehicles, musical instruments, and weapons. Most pilots are of this personality type. You are always on the go, you live for the here and now to follow your whims, and you share your type with 10% of the population. You don't feel very parental, but you feel your fraternal bonds very deeply.
As a romantic partner, you are calm and handy to have around when something goes wrong. You are very responsive to immediate and obvious needs in your partner, but are less comfortable with emotional ones. You are fun, playful, and adventurous. However, at your heart, you are something of a loner and will resist exposing your private thoughts. You want to be appreciated for your ability to size up a problem and solve it quickly. You feel most appreciated when you are left to do your own thing spontaneously.
Your group summary: Experiencers (sp)
Your Type Summary: ISTP
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| Friday, December 15th, 2006
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2:24 am
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| You Are a Seeker Soul | 
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).
Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.
Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul |
| Your Dosha is Pitta | 
You have a quick mind, a gift for persuasion, and a sharp sense of humor.
You have both the drive and people skills to be a very successful leader.
Argumentative and a bit stubborn, you have been known to be a little too set in your ways.
But while you may be biased toward your own point of view, you are always honest, fair, and ethical.
With friends: You are outgoing and open to anyone who might want to talk to you
In love: You are picky but passionate
To achieve more balance: Be less judgmental of those around you, and take cool walks in the moonlight. |
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| Wednesday, November 29th, 2006
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3:08 pm - Heh
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No silly online personality test things for a while, thus:
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| Friday, November 24th, 2006
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6:12 pm
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Bastet
You look for balance and harmony, anxious, devoted. Often rash and impatient.
Colors: male: yellow ochre, female: grey
Compatible Signs: Sekhmet, Horus
Dates: Jul 14 - Jul 28, Sep 23 - Sep 27, Oct 3 - Oct 17
Role: Goddess of cats, women, and secrets
Appearance: Cat or cat-headed woman
Sacred animals: cat
What is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign?
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| Monday, October 16th, 2006
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8:56 am - I disagree with this one:
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What Firefly Character Are You?
You are River. You are crazy but brilliant and you talk to cows. Some call you psychic some call you a witch but whatever you are you love your brother and are thankful for him.
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I'm not that crazy.
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| Monday, October 9th, 2006
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3:15 am
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2:45 am
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| You Are A Rowan Tree | 
You are full of charm and cheer. You light up a room.
And while you crave attention, you do it without ego.
You are an interesting mix of contradictions - and very unpredictable.
You are both dependent and independent, calm and restless.
You are passionate, emotional, gregarious, and (at times) unforgiving. |
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| Monday, September 18th, 2006
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6:08 pm
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2:37 am
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My Personality
| | Neuroticism | | Extraversion | | Openness To Experience | | Agreeableness | | Conscientiousness | |
You are introverted, reserved, and quiet with a preference for solitude and solitary activities. Your socializing tends to be restricted to a few close friends. You can be very easily upset, even by what most people consider the normal demands of living. People consider you to be extremely sensitive and emotional. As a practical person you like to think in plain and simple terms. Others describe you as down-to-earth, practical, and conservative. People see you as tough, critical, and uncompromising and you have less concern with others' needs than with your own. You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Your work tends to be careless and disorganized.
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| Monday, September 11th, 2006
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12:17 am - Hehehehehehe
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Yeah, yeah, stop looking at me like that. It's funny.
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| Friday, September 8th, 2006
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9:00 am
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One week ago today...
Session Start: Fri Sep 01 02:05:28 2006
Session Ident: #Sanguinarius
the Demon summoner Cometh...
[zacziggie] my friend is one of the most powerful beings on the astral, his brother took one of satans wing feathers on the astal.
[neardarkness] ok then...
[zacziggie] i doubt its that dangerous
[zacziggie] (dont mean 2 be so bossy)
[shortgoth] sounds like some quality acid mate
[zacziggie] sounds crazy i kno
[^Charon^] does his brother wear the feather in his hair?
[shortgoth] sounds like bullshit actually, but the difference is often slim
* shortgoth wonders if astral planes are ever grounded due to terror alerts
He explained his art...
[zacziggie] have her hex them, thats what i did
[shortgoth] you hex people? "#ffoo88, alakazam" and they turn a lovely shade of pink?
[zacziggie] apparently youve never seen or spoke with Satan, Drak.
[zacziggie] i wish, boy.
[zacziggie] more like, a week later they break their arm
[Liam-K] in a clearly related incident no doubt
[neardarkness] *coughs
[^Charon^] yeah you definitely caused that one
[zacziggie] demons are more efficent tho
[shortgoth] it'd be faster and easier to simply break their arms yourself, you know
[shortgoth] also: far more fun
[zacziggie] i dont wanna b responsible, have a demon do it
And we all took the piss...
[shortgoth] so you're telling me you..chanted or whatever, and the demon took an entire week to "poof" out of thin air and break the kids arm?
[shortgoth] that's one lazy fucking demon. Or maybe he was just busy that week?
[shortgoth] did you get the demon on video?
[shortgoth] since, obviously, having caused this to happen you'd've known exactly when and where it'd take place
[zacziggie] demons rarely appear in a physical form
[shortgoth] you could make a fucking fortune selling videos like that
[shortgoth] or even acting simply as an intermediary for such services
[zacziggie] more in a scrying mirror or in the smoke of the incense
[shortgoth] yeah, I see things in the smoke of my "incense" all the time ;)
I have a cunning plan...
[shortgoth] I have some housework that needs doing
[shortgoth] how much would you charge me to get your pet demon to do it?
[shortgoth] c'mon zacziggie, you could make a fortune, seriously
[Liam-K] I think his demon has a liability clause shortgoth. He'll only do things he can make look like an accident.
[shortgoth] ...I'm sure my dishes could accidentally wash themselves
Which he doesn't accept. So I come up with another...
[shortgoth] so zacziggie, how about getting that demon to break my arm? I could do a fucking excellent insurance claim
[shortgoth] I'll split the money with you 50/50
[zacziggie] lol
[shortgoth] seriously. Do it
He agrees to the task...
[zacziggie] i could just do it in my astal temple
[shortgoth] well zacziggie, as soon as you've done the thing, e-mail me at shortgoth@yahoo.com with the details of where to send the money once my insurance claim's come through
[zacziggie] im not that dumb, give my address 2 u
[shortgoth] I can send you the money via paypal
[shortgoth] no need for real names or such to be exchanged
[zacziggie] oh yeah
[shortgoth] remember it does have to look like an accident though
[zacziggie] dang, i gotta order the candles. no one around here sells black ones
[zacziggie] if im gonna summon a higher order demon, ill need 3 of them
because, let's face it...
[shortgoth] if you're gonna have contact with demons, you might as well make some money out of it
A week has passed, my arms are intact. Fucker was lying. What are the odds? :)
NB: Yes, this is a genuine log from IRC chat, just with most of the intervening comments by and to other people removed.
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| Thursday, September 7th, 2006
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5:41 am - And so...
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I post a pic as requested, and they bitch that I'm smoking in it. No fucking pleasing some people.
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2:31 am - At someone's insistence
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A recent pic of me (taken last week):
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| Sunday, September 3rd, 2006
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4:52 pm
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You've Experienced 60% of Life
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You have a good deal of life experience, about as much as someone in their late 20s.
You've seen and done enough to be quite wise, but you still have a lot of life to look forward to.
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Truth be told, this score would never go up even should I live to be 100 - I've no desire to buy a house, get engaged, married, or divorced, fly first class, learn to ski, snowboard, or surf, and I'm certainly never gonna go to university.
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| Sunday, August 20th, 2006
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4:38 am - Filler
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1. Elaborate on your default icon.
It's me. Smoking. It's a bit crappy since it was the first animated icon I made, but I like it.
2. What's your current relationship status?
Single and disinterested.
3. Ever have a near-death experience?
Yeah.
4. Name an obvious quality you have.
Sarcastic.
5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
"Twice Daily" by the Wurzels.
6. Any celeb you would marry?
I'm not the marrying type.
7. Who will cut and paste this first?
No-one.
17. Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
Only when taking the piss - The guy that played T1000 in a photo, some crappy pop singer who's name I don't remember and, rather flatteringly, Jason Statham (as "Monk" in "Mean Machine". I certainly wouldn't mind looking like him but I think it was my personality more than looks that were being compared)
18. Do you wear a watch? What kind?
A '70s Seiko 5 Automatic. Quite a rare example since it has the crystal face and two-tone metal bracelet. Doubles as a respectable knuckle-duster in a pinch. I own 18 watches but this is the one I usually wear since it's a) virtually indestructible and b) doesn't require batteries or winding.
19. Do you have anything pierced?
No.
20. Do you have any tattoos?
Yes, four of them (linked in the order they were done, still not got the last one finished off).
21. Do you like pain?
Certain types.
22. Do you like to shop?
For gadgets, weapons, and amusingly-sloganed t'shirts, yes. For anything else, no.
23. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
10x50gramme pouches of baccy (imported, UK Duty Paid fags and baccy is too bloody expensive).
24. What was the last thing you paid for with your credit card?
Don't recall, it was over a year ago.
25. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
My older sister.
26. What is on your desktop background?
Just a bunch of icons on a plain blue background.
27. What is the background on your cell phone?
28. Do you like redheads?
Hair colour doesn't really interest me.
29. Do you know any twins?
Yes.
30. Do you have any weird relatives?
Yeah, mine's a rather weird family.
31. What was the last movie you watched?
Night of the Living Dead (again).
32. What was the last book you read?
"Pride of Carthage" by David Anthony Durham.
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| Friday, August 18th, 2006
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12:14 pm
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Pinhead | | 75% | Candyman | | 60% | Jigsaw | | 60% | Hannibal Lecter | | 60% | Michael Myers | | 55% | Leatherface | | 55% | Freddy Krueger | | 50% | Captain Spaulding | | 45% | Jason Voorhees | | 30% | Buffalo Bill | | 25% | </td>
Which Horror Killer are You?
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| Friday, August 4th, 2006
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12:39 am
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?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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| Sunday, July 23rd, 2006
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11:26 pm - I love this test
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and haven't done it in a while, so:
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| Friday, July 21st, 2006
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11:41 pm - Now...
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XIII: Death | | 88% | I - Magician | | 75% | XV: The Devil | | 75% | XVI: The Tower | | 75% | IV - The Emperor | | 63% | 0 - The Fool | | 63% | II - The High Priestess | | 56% | VIII - Strength | | 44% | X - Wheel of Fortune | | 38% | XIX: The Sun | | 25% | VI: The Lovers | | 25% | III - The Empress | | 19% | XI: Justice | | 6% | </td>
Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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...I am become death, destroyer of worlds
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| Sunday, July 16th, 2006
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11:35 am - Hmmm
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I have a slight issue with this quiz, mostly because the all the above scores are based on what the quiz writer believes to be "best". Hence I have low "spirit" score because I'm an atheist and a low "love" score because I have no interest in having a relationship/getting married/etc. And that somehow makes my life worse? Bollocks.
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| Sunday, May 28th, 2006
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8:09 am - Meh
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 | You scored as Fantasy Goth. You are a Fantasy Goth. You may or may not actually be a goth, but "normal" folks see you as one of those weird kids, and you are probably considered a geek by quite a few.
Ethereal Goth | | 63% | Understanding Outsider | | 63% | Fantasy Goth | | 63% | Old-school Goth | | 58% | Industrial/Rivet-Head | | 58% | Death Rocker | | 54% | Romantic Goth | | 54% | Anything-Goes Goth | | 50% | Perky Goff | | 42% | Cyber-goth | | 33% | Confused Outsider | | 25% | </td>
What subcategory of Goth best fits you?
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That bloke's coat looks really shiny, tacky, and cheap, doesn't it?
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| Friday, May 5th, 2006
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6:15 pm - Long time no post!
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| Friday, March 17th, 2006
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6:16 pm
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8:25 pm
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| Your Values Profile | 
Loyalty:
You don't really value loyalty.
In your opinion, friendship should be earned.
If you don't agree with someone, it doesn't matter how close you are.
You'll let them (and everyone else know) exactly what you think.
Honesty:
You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."
Generosity:
You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!
Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance:
Not only do you prefer to be around people very similar to you...
They're the only kind of people you'll tolerate.
You know what you believe in, and you don't like to deviate from that.
You don't hate people who are very different - you just don't want to be around them. |
"Situational Integrity". That's fucking perfect, I'm stealing that phrase.
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| Saturday, February 25th, 2006
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8:34 am - They call that Evil?
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| You Are 100% Evil | 
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! |
I can think of far more "Evil" things than the ones on that list...I mean, that's all just regular stuff, right?
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| Friday, February 24th, 2006
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3:09 am - No surprise here:
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Your results:
You are Jean-Luc Picard
| Jean-Luc Picard |
| 80% |
| Geordi LaForge |
| 65% |
| James T. Kirk (Captain) |
| 50% |
| Will Riker |
| 50% |
| Mr. Scott |
| 45% |
| Mr. Sulu |
| 45% |
| Leonard McCoy (Bones) |
| 40% |
| Worf |
| 40% |
| Chekov |
| 35% |
| An Expendable Character (Redshirt) |
| 35% |
| Spock |
| 34% |
| Data |
| 34% |
| Uhura |
| 25% |
| Beverly Crusher |
| 15% |
| Deanna Troi |
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A lover of Shakespeare and other
fine literature. You have a decisive mind
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Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test
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| Thursday, February 9th, 2006
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9:42 am - A perfect result:
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Random Jedi | | 71% | Darth Maul | | 58% | Mace Windu | | 58% | Darth Vader | | 54% | Luke Skywalker | | 46% | Master Yoda | | 46% | Anakin Skywalker | | 46% | Darth Sidious | | 46% | Count Dooku | | 46% | Qui-Gon Jinn | | 42% | Obi-Wan Kenobi | | 38% | </td>
What Force User Are You?
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| Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
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1:46 am - Perfect
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9:48 pm
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Bard
74% Combativeness, 66% Sneakiness, 67% Intellect, 8% Spirituality |
Dashing and multi-talented: You are a Bard!
A decent warriors, reasonable spell-caster, and fairly good at tricking people, the Bard is the jack of all trades. These charming fellows live by their wits, though a sharp blade, a few spells, and some lockpicks never hurt.
Smart, sneaky, and aggressive, you're probably good at most things you try. You don’t have much need for spirituality or superstition and are much more likely to live in the here and now... and if you can get some fun and profit out of the here and now, even better. |
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| Sunday, January 15th, 2006
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4:30 am
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- The condom - originally made from Daniel - was invented in the early 1500s.
- Daniel can taste with his feet.
- About 100 people choke to death on Daniel each year!
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Daniel state'.
- Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Daniel.
- A lump of Daniel the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- There are six towns named Daniel in the United States.
- Until the 1960s, Daniel was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
- Never store Daniel at room temperature!
- An average beaver can cut down Daniel every year!
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9:36 am
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2:04 am
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6:41 am
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4:31 pm
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The results of your analysis say:
You plan ahead, and are interested in beauty, design, outward appearance, and symmetry.
You are a person who thinks before acting, intelligent and thorough.
You are negative, fearful, resistant, doubtful, and/or selfish.
You are reserved, shy, cautious, and thoughtful.
You enjoy life in your own way and do not depend on the opinions of others.
What does your handwriting say about YOU?
In my defense, that actually looks very little like my handwriting when using a pen.
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6:54 am - Eminently reasonable
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Moshers | | 81% | Gothistocrats | | 78% | Pretentious Art Whores | | 56% | Crowleys | | 50% | Freaks | | 50% | Perkies | | 47% | Outcasts | | 38% | Grungies | | 34% | </td>
What Bloodsucker: The Angst Clique Am I?
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| You Are 23 Years Old | 
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
Footnote: There is NOTHING wrong with The Quo. They are a classic band and had many great songs.
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| Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
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2:49 pm
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 Oh Great Cthulhu!I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year. In February, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In October, I stopped ![[info]](http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) sarahsmiles from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In November, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In May, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In September, I exposed echobeach to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In July, I recruited rocketts_chica as a new cultist (30 points). In short, I have been very good (485 points) and deserve to be eaten first. Your humble and obedient servant, shortgoth
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
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| Sunday, December 4th, 2005
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3:42 am - Meh
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I've already been diagnosed by a fucking professional
| You scored as Antisocial Personality Disorder. Congratulations! You have ASPD! You know that blatantly disregarding social norms and the rights of others isn't just illegal; it's FUN. Jail time? Eh, look at Gary Gilmore... was he really that bad of a guy?
Antisocial Personality Disorder | | 75% | Unipolar Depression | | 67% | Schizophrenia | | 50% | Borderline Personality Disorder | | 33% | Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder | | 33% | Eating Disorders | | 8% | </td>
Which mental disorder do you have?
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Of course it's ASPD. Old name: Sociopathy.
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| Friday, November 18th, 2005
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9:24 pm
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You are 'Gregg shorthand'. Originally designed to
enable people to write faster, it is also very
useful for writing things which one does not
want other people to read, inasmuch as almost
no one knows shorthand any more.
You know how important it is to do things
efficiently and on time. You also value your
privacy, and (unlike some people) you do not
pretend to be friends with just everyone; that
would be ridiculous. When you do make friends,
you take them seriously, and faithfully keep
what they confide in you to yourself.
Unfortunately, the work which you do (which is
very important, of course) sometimes keeps you
away from social activities, and you are often
lonely. Your problem is that Gregg shorthand
has been obsolete for a long time.
What obsolete skill are you?
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| Sunday, November 6th, 2005
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2:51 am
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 | You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.
Captain Jack Sparrow | | 75% | Batman, the Dark Knight | | 75% | Indiana Jones | | 71% | Lara Croft | | 71% | Neo, the "One" | | 63% | Maximus | | 54% | The Terminator | | 50% | El Zorro | | 46% | William Wallace | | 46% | The Amazing Spider-Man | | 42% | James Bond, Agent 007 | | 38% | </td>
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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As you can see, I did actually get identical scores for Batman and Jack Sparrow, they asked me a "tie breaker" question and I chose a "secret hideout" as being more important than Rum.
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| Saturday, October 29th, 2005
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12:41 am
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This is a crock of shit, but it's filler and the LJ needs filler:
| Your Birthdate: October 10 | 
Your birth on the 10th day of the month adds a tone of independence and extra energy to your life.
The number 1 energy suggest more executive ability and leadership qualities than you path may have indicated.
A birthday on the 10th of any month gives greater will power and self-confidence, and very often a rather original approach.
This 1 energy may diminish your ability and desire to handle details, preferring instead to paint with a broad brush.
You are sensitive, but your feeling stay somewhat repressed.
You have a compelling manner that can be dominating in many situations. |
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12:39 am
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| Thursday, October 20th, 2005
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11:44 am - A very rare cross-post from my other journal
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(since random passers-by often come across this journal but far fewer do the other one)
"The irresistable "progress" of time."
I live on the south coast of England, slightly inland. I work on an island called "Hayling Island". It is indeed totally seperated from the mainland by a small body of water. The nearest city to me is Portsmouth, which is also an island. The two are almost the same size. However; Portsmouth is, and always has ben, a small city. It was designed and built to be so - one large community with everything in it. Hayling Island, however, never was.
To someone not from the area (I actually lived the first 5 years of my life on the Island), it's fairly atural to assume that Hayling runs roughly along the same lines as Portsmouth, and tourist guides and business-class hotel sales pitches would attempt o convince of that also. But the fact is that the Island is actually 3 small westcountry villages (Mengham in the south-east, West Town in the south-west, and Northney in the north) with a few roads connecting them and lots of farms/fields in between. Each village was very distinct from the other - they each had a dozen or so shops, a few pubs, a post office, and so on.
As time marched on, more and more of the fields were "developed", i.e. godawful blocks of flats, tourist resorts, and Caravan parks were built on them, with all the little villages being amalgamated into a sprawling mess. The post offices have closed so there is now only the one (in Mengham), a few of the pubs have closed, and a visitor would indeed be forgiven for thinking that "The Island" was all one town.
When I went into work yesterday, I saw as one of our local notices a "Market Town Initiative" meeting advertisement. This is the final nail in the coffin. Ater a couple decades of greedy businessman buying up fields and chucking hideous developments and the local council trying to remove all agriculture and niceness from the area and fill these new developments with council-housed scum[1], the entire island has gone masively downhill. And now they want to strip away the last of the old-fashioned beauty of the area, it's local idiosyncracies and small village feel, and oficially turn the entire Island into one town. They've already doubled the population with imported chavs and dole-line dossers (the behaviour of which has sent crime rates through the roof, forced the closing of pubs because of their behaviour and the landlord's inability to deal with them), they've closed down the local post ofices, they've removed the police station entirely (if you want a copper on the Island, during the daytime you can get one from Havant (2-5 miles depending on your location on the island) or at night they have to come from Cosham or Waterlooville (both roughly 8-11 miles) ), and the quality of life for everyone in the area has gone masively downhill.
All part of the irresistable progress of time.
Except, of course, that it *isn't* progress. It's wanton destruction purely for the sake of it. Or worse, destruction because greedy fucks that don't come from/live in the area see a chance to make a few quid and it doesn't impact them at all. The fucking land developers and local councillors would have a fucking screaming fit if a block of flats were built and a few dozen chavscum installed next to thier lovely country houses. If their local pub saw fights every weekend, constant damage, and was forced to close they'd be screaming blue bloody murder. If they had to suffer a 30-minute-to-2-hour wait for the Police when they called them, they'd be up in bloody arms and demanding action.
And the worst thing of all? It's not just the Island. It's all the little country villages around England (and presumably Scotland and Wales, but I wouldn't know for certain).
This country really is going to the fucking dogs.
[1] Yes, I call them scum. On here, in conversation with other people, and even to thier faces. They're fucking parasites bleeding society dry. They never fucking work because they know they'll earn more by breeding a dozen kids and living off the state, they're violent, constantly drunk in public, have no fucking manners or respect for other people. To use the example of the Island, up until less than a decade ago it was still one of those places where you didn't need to lock your doors. You didn't need security/burglar alarms. You didn't need doormen in the pubs. Rapes, muggins, and murders simply didn't happen. Now there are consant fistfights, stabbings, rapes, the drug use has gone through the fucking roof, graffiti has appeared virtually overnight, people are forced to lock up thier cars, thier homes, and chain their bikes to walls when they pop into the pub because if it ain't bolted down the fucking bastards will nick it. All of this can be *directly* traced to when they started building flats and importing dole-line dossers.
I myself, if should be noted, am the product of council estate breeding. I was raised pretty much by my (unemployed) father alone, went to rough-as-fuck schools and have lived in some of the most nasty, violents parts of the country, had problems with drugs and run-ins with the law when I was growing up. I admit, I can be an ugly, violent, foul-mouthed bastard occasionally, but overall I manage to be a decent human being. I can attain and hold down any job I fancy, I can look after myself, my family, and my friends. I can be polite, civil, and courteous. So anyone trying the "poor disadvantaged upbringing" excuse for the behaviour of this scum can Fuck. Right. Off. I've been there, fucking done that, and know it's a load of fucking bollocks. There is no fucking excuse for the behaviour of these scum whatsofuckingever.
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| Wednesday, October 19th, 2005
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2:16 pm - Not Entirely Accurate
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But then again, the test obviously doesn't take into account those of us who like muscles...not a single photo in the entire quiz showed anyone with definition. But if muscular ain't an option, voluptuous does indeed come second so it's semi-correct.
Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 55% Big Breasts, 72% Big Ass, and 48% Cute! |
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.
Note that you like women overall curvier than average.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 70% on tit-size |
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You scored higher than 94% on ass-size |
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You scored higher than 16% on cuteness |
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| Tuesday, September 27th, 2005
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7:45 pm
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| Monday, July 18th, 2005
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4:46 pm
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| Saturday, July 9th, 2005
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1:57 pm
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Don't you just hate it when you go to run a bath so you can have a nice long relaxing soak, only to discover that the bathtub has been filled with rocks?
Even more irritating - there was an escaped cricket sitting on top of said rocks, glaring at me.
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